Have you ever wondered..

whether on some part of God's green earth,

someone is crying, someone is laughing, someone is combing his hair, someone's just finished a football game, someone's just finished reading a book, someone is sleeping, someone is being nagged at, someone is awakening, someone is having an operation, someone is dying, someone is just being born, someone is on the phone, someone is in the shower, someone is praying, someone is playing a computer game, someone is buying a flower, someone is receivng a gift, someone is shitting, someone is arguing with someone else, someone is studying, someone is having the time of his life, someone is on guard duty, someone is enlisting for the army, someone is falling down, someone is sneezing, someone is having backache, someone is having the runs, someone is styling his hair, someone is having his hair cut, someone is daydreaming, someone is swimming, someone is competing in some competition, someone is gambling, someone is receiving his salary, someone has just dropped his wallet, someone is trying to impress someone else, someone is cutting his fingernails, someone is having a manicure/pedicure, someone is driving, someone is having a facial, someone is boarding a bus, someone is taking off in an aeroplane, someone is drinking cola, someone is sipping margheritas, someone is wearing his clothes, someone is scolding somebody, someone is jumping off a cliff, someone is white water rafting, someone is skiing, someone is getting married, someone is taking a ride in an ambulance, someone is riding in a fire engine, someone is trapped in a lift, someone is drowning, someone is honking at someone on the road, someone is scoring a goal, someone is irate at their star player for missing a sitter, someone is slanging in a fake accent, someone is rioting, someone is joining a gang, someone is being arrested, someone is being hung, someone is trafficking drugs, someone is engaging a gear as a learner driver, someone is reminisicing about the good ol' times, someone is regretful over the missed opportunity to tell someone "I love you", someone who's eating yusheng, someone who is buying a necklace or a watch or some expensive item with his $500 monthly salary, someone who doesn't appreciate a person for who he really is, someone is barking instructions to his subordinates, someone is sleeping on the job, someone is making an ornament, someone is writing calligraphy, someone is painting a portrait, someone is chilling out, someone is loving someone else, someone is bingeing, someone is being run down by a car, someone is having a holiday, someone is sweeping the floors of the Old Trafford dressing room, someone is missing his loved ones, someone is preparing to go overseas, someone is booking out of camp, someone is tired, someone is pissing, someone just went bankrupt, someone is looking for love, someone is digging his nose, someone is sticking his nose into other people's business, someone is starting his own business, someone is reading this post, someone is so bo liao as me as to type all of this, and many more someones doing other things..

.. all at the same time?

have you? Someone? Anyone?